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Default Man Dies, Possibly as a Result of Having Sex with A Hornet's Nest.

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/46...net-s-nest.htm

Otherwise we'll all be doing it!
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His body was found by a neighbour, who said Hasse was so swollen he initially mistook him for a whale carcass.
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I believe the secret is.... don't hump things that'll kill you.
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I believe the secret is.... don't hump things that'll kill you.
Amen to that.
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I believe the secret is.... don't hump things that'll kill you.
Heh, that includes most women then?


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I believe the secret is.... don't hump things that'll kill you.
Screw that, if I want to be a Male mantis then I shall be.

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"Bubbles"....?

The Old World just became a fart in the bath.....
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Heh, that includes most women then?
You beat me to it! haha
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All due respect to this man's memory, but why in god's name would he fuck a hornet's nest in his front garden? There is literally no part of this story that seems right to me.
I also note that its odd how we seem to be able to laugh somewhat about this rather horrific form of death...

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If somebody is dumb enough to shove their wang in a hornets nest......


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Think someone told him about the Darwin awards.. but forgot to explain the point of them?
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