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Boy did I laugh my ass off reading that. Fucking idiot.

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I believe the secret is.... don't hump things that'll kill you.
Sigh... Goodbye Lelith Hesperax fantasies...

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Sigh... Goodbye Lelith Hesperax fantasies...
Never fear, we still have this......



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Well............ It said he proably had a fetish (or death wish) but youd think he could have thought slightly about this, and the results of his actions.



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Some people are hard to feel sad for when they die.

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Death, the only cure for being stupid.

Sanity is for the weak.
'Evil will triumph because good is dumb.' Dark Helmet,Spaceballs
According to LUKEVALENTINE's test i am a diciple of khorne. Figures really.
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The bizarre story of a man who died after trying to have sex with a hornet's nest has been exposed as a hoax.
WTF, People.

Strange, but not a Stranger.

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I don't know what horrifies me more, the idea of someone having sex with a horents nest or someone coming up with that as a plausible story.

No, hold on, I think I do know

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Give that man a Darwin award. He earned it.


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*facepalm*


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