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so just the other day, im sitting outside, having a little bit of lung cancer, and i was watching these two bull ants, (big ones) fighting off some weird bug i never seen before, and my brother looks to me and goes
"hey look, two hormagaunts fighting a krootox"
he plays the nids.
and he knew i play nothing but tau, so i looked at my smoke, and it dropped over the lot of them, and said, haha, ORK WAAAGH meteorite.


just little things in life that we sync to the world of 40k.

am i the only one that does this?

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so just the other day, im sitting outside, having a little bit of lung cancer, and i was watching these two bull ants, (big ones) fighting off some weird bug i never seen before, and my brother looks to me and goes
"hey look, two hormagaunts fighting a krootox"
he plays the nids.
and he knew i play nothing but tau, so i looked at my smoke, and it dropped over the lot of them, and said, haha, ORK WAAAGH meteorite.


just little things in life that we sync to the world of 40k.

am i the only one that does this?
Probably not. But, I can't recall the last time I saw a Drop Pod thunder its way down in a WalMart parking lot as Ultramarines jump out and run in for ammo and jerky sticks.
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Probably not. But, I can't recall the last time I saw a Drop Pod thunder its way down in a WalMart parking lot as Ultramarines jump out and run in for ammo and jerky sticks.
That happens to me ALL the time.

Why can't the bastards just PARK like everybody else!
They never stand in line they just walk right to the front with all this "We do the The Emperor's work" crap that they think lets them push in AND take more that 12 items into the Express lane.
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That happens to me ALL the time.

Why can't the bastards just PARK like everybody else!
They never stand in line they just walk right to the front with all this "We do the The Emperor's work" crap that they think lets them push in AND take more that 12 items into the Express lane.
Oh hell, I'll put on my Ultramarines ball cap whenever I have 13 items and the "10 Items or Less" lane is open.
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I sometimes repeat "Kill! Maim! Burn!" when I'm angry, as well as some other quotes. But by far my most common line is entire Carron's quote about Metal Bawkses, I'm always trying to copy his voice. And I always compare things to Warhammer 40k whenever I find at least small similarities.

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Whenever things go as intended I say "The stars were right."

ala Orikan the Diviner.

I am also known for emulating the orkoid approach to fixing things, usually by hitting them with a hammer and uttering "should be right now."


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