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post #11 of 13 (permalink) Old 02-18-13, 10:45 AM
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Just the other day at work I was considering offering prayers to the Omnissiah. Our electronic equipment can get very temperamental and I figured I should appease some Machine Spirits. But I couldn't find any blessed oils and people would be upset if I anointed with blood.

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Lol. Last year in my english class, the teacher had been having problems with the smart board. So she said to pray to the machine gods that it would work. It did, and I thought, "Praise be to the Omnissiah."

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I've once made a typo - "toof" instead of "tooth" in school. Damn Orks...
And my PC is named Omnissiah, but it's in such condition that I would rather consider myself a Warpsmith. It fell from the car, from over one meter, the guy who had it before me was probably fixing it with hammer (I'm serious about that), some plastic thingies are broken and it's still working nicely, if somewhat loud. I should call it Daemon Engine or something similar, like Corrupted Cogitator, or simply praise to it's tormented Machine Spirit.

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