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post #1 of 394 (permalink) Old 05-29-12, 12:42 AM Thread Starter
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This thread is really quite simple.

Be as mean as you can to the person that posted immediately before you. Be a dick, tell them you hope they get superAIDS. Be imaginative! If someone ninja's your target, just adjust your post accordingly to the asshole that posted before you could.

Pissed off at someone? Rather than break forum rules and personally attack them, just attack the last poster in this thread! No one'll know that you actually MEAN Serpion5 when you tell me to go stick my dick into a blender.

Keep in mind, the forum rules still apply (aside for personal attacks), so if you need a refresher check them out here.

This is a chance to see how inventive and truly twisted our members can be in terms of gettin' on those hater-shades.

Any questions? Let the douchebaggery commence!

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post #2 of 394 (permalink) Old 05-29-12, 12:43 AM
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Fuck this thread sucks!

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Deathklokk, I hope a walrus bites of your testicles, while angry midgets gnaw on your kneecaps, then I hope a group of baby Pandas come over and feast on the remains.

(Wow...I got to bag out a moderator...and not just a moderator but Deathklokk!)
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post #4 of 394 (permalink) Old 05-29-12, 03:19 AM
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Insanity72, I hope you have a wonderful day tomorrow.

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How dare you!
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Ok here's what I'm going to do to you. I’m going to get to know you over a gradual period of time, and over that time we will become the best of friends. I'll learn everything about you; your goals, your fears, your regrets, I'll become your closest confident. Once I learn everything I can about you your torment will start. I will introduce you to your dream girl; I'll scour the globe looking for a prostitute that looks exactly like you imagine the love of your life to be. I will tell her everything you told me about yourself, fabricate her back-story to be perfect, tweak every little thing possible to ensure you fall hopelessly in love. While your courtship lasts, I will again scour the globe looking for a man that is similar to you in every way possible. After you and your fake lover marry I will hire this man to sleep with your fake wife and conceive a child. I will get your fake wife to get her tubes tied shortly after the birth to make sure you don't impregnate her later on. You will raise this child who looks exactly like you for 16 years along with your fake wife, not knowing the sham that is your home life. When the child's 16th birthday finally comes, on that day your doom will begin. The man who is actually the child's father will arrive at the party and claim the child for his own in front of your entire family. Your fake wife will support that claim and tell you how she has always hated you and only stayed so long because your nemesis paid her off. I will pay off the judge in your divorce hearings, ensuring that your child and most of your belongings go to your ex-fake wife. With your home life in shambles and your child gone with its mother to an unknown location, I will proceed to destroy everything you have left. As you ponder the identity of your mysterious nemesis, I will kill off every single loved one you have in the most embarrassing way. Death by auto-erotic asphyxiation, death by falling giant clown shoe, the saddest moments of your life will be made worse by the ridiculousness of it all. Finally, when all seems lost and everyone you every loved is gone, I will be there with arms wide open. As you embrace your last and greatest friend I will whisper into your ear,” It was me” and stab you in the back. As you bleed out, the last thing you will see is me laughing.

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I hope your left testicle contracts necrotic bacteria and you leave a trail of deformed zombie children in your wake.

So... you did get this thread sanctioned, right Boc?

Nonsense is our Salvation

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post #8 of 394 (permalink) Old 05-29-12, 08:19 AM
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Serp, I hope all the ponies you have trapped in your cupboards break free. With their newfound freedom, it's inevitable that they'd first give you (back) AIDS, herpes, chlamydia, hep A B and C etc. Then they'd proceed to munch your balls off to prevent anyone else being given them by you, before spit roasting you over a rainbow.

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Spanner's got some great advice as well... Listen to that wise man.

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big words from someone whos father also qualifies as his uncle , hows work at the monkey sanctuary , still slipping into the chimpanzee enclosure for hot buttered monkey sex ( on the receiving end of course ) during your lunch break or have you moved onto the iguana tanks as the chimpanzee,s found you just to darn ugly

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What the point in putting a smiley face at the bottom? Are you scared spanner94ezekiel is going to take offence, come round your house, batter your back door in and smash you round the head with one of the (now) free roaming aids ponies?

Me, Your Mum and Eamonn Holmes.And your dad.

Edit:I'm also going to take your mum out for a nice meal after. And then never call her again.

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