This reminds me of that old game Black & White. This is the conversation I had with a friend on it.
Friend: I like to throw random villagers into the ocean.
Me: Using my godly powers, I supply them with endless amounts of lumber, food, and water.
Friend: Aww, you're so nice.
Me: No. I just like to imagine my worshippers becoming so devoted to me that they forget how to care for themselves. That they come to understand that there is only life through me. Without me they would starve and die slow painful deaths.
Friend: That...I... What's wrong with you!?
Anyways, I love reading this no matter how many times I've already gone through it.
"Snooki gives birth to Heavy Gun Drone squad, someone says they are over powered, then the world ends."