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Bird of the Week

Going to give this a shot. Every Friday Night in my local, there's a picture of a lass up behind the bar, and this is the Bird of the Week - along with a list of facts about her, so we can discuss and compare notes. This may range from munters like Angela Merkel, who is still worthy of respect, or the new fit lass on the block.

One thing is in common though - they have to have done something for society to be included and worthy of respect. Having your funbags bouncing around is simply not enough - so I'm glad that Angela took my ideas to heart and became involved in politics, her funbags weren't enough to be included in this globally recognised chart, list, Who's Who? of charismatic and respectable women from all over the world. And now I'm also bringing it to you to help appreciate these often underrated people dismissed simply for being women.

Over each week, I am hoping you will be able to join in my debating their various and wide ranging achievements, and compare them with others of a similar standing.

That, and admire some fiiine splitarse.

WEEK 1 - MARISA MILLER

Age: 33

Location: California

Occupation: Model

Vitals: 34-23-35, 8 Stone, 5ft 8.

Who is She?: Typical Californian Surfer Girl with a tomboy attitude Miller is notable for her work as an undies mannequin/gift wrapping display piece for Victoria's Secret making those who see her lean just that little bit further forward. Since then, has also worked elsewhere, and been photgraphed every where and in/out of clothes. Today, among her modelling, she graces companies in the need for "a beautiful" to try and pass off their game as socially acceptable for more than just unwashed, acne infested, greasy haired paedophiles in training - the prudes in the ratings for the adverts banned her "work" on the Guitar Hero adverts as being too sexy - preferring to keep it instead for themselves and pretending that Rosie Parm looked just like her, and for her foul mouthed, law breaking attitude to a paintballing scenario to promote the latest Modern Warfare. Her charity work is notable, frequently getting out her cracking belly and pins for catwalks in aid of the Hurricane Relief following Katrina and Cancer victims and treament.

She also endorses other products - as a Harley rider myself, I enjoyed researching the bike she advertised. As the girlfriend of a Harley, my girlfriend didn't enjoy me researching the bike she advertised. I practically live on Spiced Rum - and Cap'n Morgans is advertised by her. And I enjoy surfing, or at least attempting to, which she herself endorses.

Just in case you don't recognise this WM*, you will find her on my Avatar, but as that picture doesn't do her skinny+huge mams combo exceptional justice, out of the kindness of my heart, I've decided to link you to some of her best work.







You may also be interested in learning about her work with Steve Jobs, her tribute to the iPod and his work can be located all over Google - I'm afraid that Apple have ordered me not display the image out of respect.

In unrelated news, the NHS are taking orders for more beds and fast tracking doctors through training to cope with a sudden bout of increased blood pressure.



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I think I speak for most when I state quite categorically.
I would rather appreciate the opportunity, to smash her back doors in.
And that is about as family friendly a debate that I can put forward without hand signals.

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I second this emotion and also add drool to my keyboard..
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She is so hot that it actually pisses me off.

I mean, how in the hell will any normal joe ever tap that ass without being overly rich or being a fuckwad of a douche? Well, we will never know...

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I mean, how in the hell will any normal joe ever tap that ass without being overly rich or being a fuckwad of a douche? Well, we will never know...
Depends if you like it rough, or want to take your time.
If you like it rough, catch her somewhere dark, if you want to make things last, use chloroform.
Either way, always be sure to dispose of them sensibly when you're finished. The police hate littering.

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I approve of this thread. Good first pick too! Definitely the finest model I can think of off the top of my head.

Are these choices your personal ones, or the ones that your local bar chooses? If the former, can we make suggestions while we oogle at the current week's pick?
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I prefer to interpret this as "Boy of the Week."
Here's my submission: Chris Howorth



Haven't found a photo of him topless on the beach yet, but I'm still looking!

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What have you done to our beautiful thread!?
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What have you done to our beautiful thread!?
I fixed it.

Now when you think of a hot blonde sunning themselves on the beach... you'll think of this pretty, bearded chap.

You're welcome!

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I has a sad

"Camouflage is the colour of fear... I have no need to hide from my foes... I have no fear of death. My colours I wear openly, they proclaim louder than any words, "I am proud to live! - I am proud to die!".

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