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05-05-16 05:54 AM
Kreuger Aww. The first 2 or 3 are sci-fi classics and are pretty brilliant, especially the first 2, Dune and Dune Messiah.

Book 4 is decent. After that it gets strange and less good.
05-05-16 03:35 AM
gen.ahab
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Originally Posted by Kreuger View Post
stuff
Well that's one series off the list.
05-05-16 02:11 AM
Kreuger Yeah. The first few Dune books are good but the deeper in the series you go the stranger they get.
05-04-16 08:07 PM
Zion Well still pretty twisted and wrong.
05-04-16 07:06 PM
Kreuger
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Originally Posted by gen.ahab View Post


I've seen enough hentai to know how that would pan out.
Streamed across the info-waves of the imperium?


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Originally Posted by Zion View Post
Maybe not enough unless you predicted this (copied from 1d4chan):


So yeah....chaos magic to make female space marines....who were breeding tanks....

Ew.

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Originally Posted by gen.ahab View Post
I forgot about that lovely little..... piece of fiction. Yeah. McNeil is fucked in the head.
McNeil might be fucked in the head but he didn't come to with this. Frank Herbert did in the Dune series.

Axolotl Tanks aka female Bene Tleilax.

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"The axlotl tanks! He remembered emerging time after time: bright lights and padded mechanical hands. The hands rotated him and, in the unfocused blurs of the newborn, he saw a great mound of female flesh ó monstrous in her almost immobile grossness ... a maze of dark tubes linked her body to giant metal containers"
Add a little daemonic chaos flavor and there ya' go.
05-03-16 11:26 PM
Zion
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I forgot about that lovely little..... piece of fiction. Yeah. McNeil is fucked in the head.
It's good to forget. That's your brain protecting you from the awful.
05-03-16 11:23 PM
gen.ahab
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Originally Posted by Zion View Post
Maybe not enough unless you predicted this (copied from 1d4chan):


So yeah....chaos magic to make female space marines....who were breeding tanks....

Ew.
I forgot about that lovely little..... piece of fiction. Yeah. McNeil is fucked in the head.
05-03-16 11:18 PM
Zion
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Originally Posted by gen.ahab View Post


I've seen enough hentai to know how that would pan out.
Maybe not enough unless you predicted this (copied from 1d4chan):
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Honsou, You Sick Fuck

We know that you among the fans, despite all our attempts to dissaude you, want cute FEMALE SPHESS MAHREENS! And there is good news - technically, there ARE Female Space Marines IN OFFICIAL LORE. The catch? Yes there is a catch. And this one is the worst.

Your FSM is a bloated, twisted, undying, insane, mutated pregnant mother-slave only alive because she's in the Eye of Terror.

You see, Honsou of the Iron Warriors, in an effort to squeeze new MAHREENS into the ranks without having to pay that other sick fuck Fabius Bile for clones, created a system of hideousness and sadness that pushes grimdark to a whole new level. He invented the Daemonculaba, a system whereby a woman is chained and fed stuff which will morph her and her womb into something that was never meant to be. A boy is then (yes, a child), jammed, shoved or cut INTO the vagina and stays there for a while. When his time is ready, he, now XBAWKS HUEG and STRONG, will have to rip, tear, or otherwise push his way out of his adoptive mother's womb/vagina. When he emerges, he will either be a skinless mutant abomination, or will emerge as a fully functional (albeit skinless) Chaos Space Marine in a fraction of the time, with all his growth stages and bionics and gene-seed already taken care of. How? It's fucking science.

This goes back to our Female Space Marine - you see, while she was being morphed and changed, Dark Mechanicus Biologos hereteks worked on her body, implanting gene-seed and making her physically a Female Space Marine, even if the form is rather off. Thus, her womb can turn children as well into Space Marines by having her womb 'grow' the required organs and stages directly into their bodies in a fraction of the time, days and weeks instead of years. Thankfully for the entire universe, this horror was destroyed before Honsou realized he could stick girls in there as well, and get double the recruits, and stumble upon the secret to true Female Space Marines.
So yeah....chaos magic to make female space marines....who were breeding tanks....

Ew.
05-03-16 11:13 PM
gen.ahab
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Originally Posted by Zion View Post
A need for female marines? Chaos Marine breeding program.


I've seen enough hentai to know how that would pan out.
05-03-16 10:11 PM
Zion A need for female marines? Chaos Marine breeding program.
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