Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Cheshire, England
For a short time many, many years ago while at high school I played the flute.
During the last concert I was in the flautists (think that's how its spelt) were out of sight of the bandmaster, so instead of playing I removed the centre section from my instrument and held up the two end pieces either side of my head and pretended to be impaled.
It was more entertaining than my playing.
Nolite Id Cogere, Cape Maleum Majorem