You would have to pick something like the signpost to nit pick, you bloody heretic!
Viagra, indeed... Harumph, I say... HARUMPH!
The only reason it's so big is because that was the smallest diameter they had LOL! Trust me bud, I would have gone smaller if they'd had it
As for the sparkles, I had orginally intended to model the 'fart' and sprinkle it with glitter. However, my man-senses stopped me. Sorry but standing there waiting to check out with a dowel rod in one hand and a tub full of sparkly glitter just seemed to send off the wrong signals...especially since I had just gotten off work and I was in overalls...
In the end, I just painted them on. That thing sticking out of the unicorn's arse (the bit that looks like Captain Caveman's club with all the colored dots) is the sparkle fart heh heh heh...
As for my friend, yes she is a fun character. In fact, I don't think I'd be going out on a limb to call her insane!
Thanks for the kind words fellas!
Good luck and good gaming,
"If you can't stun them with your tactical brilliance, baffle them with your superior grasp of BS."
"I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man."
Well, seeing as how you capitalize your characters, use proper grammar and punctuation, I'd say you qualify.