Spored to be Wild
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Southern California
My worst hobby injury was also my most funny. Late night and had few beers sitting at my table in my boxers, new hobby knife just put in and sliced my left thumb pretty deep but no problem I have super glue to glue the wound closed. So I did that seemed to work so I went back to putting my sister repentias back together. Exhaustion plus alcohol and I fell asleep at some point because when my girlfriend woke me up at 3 a.m. wanting to know what the hell I was doing my right hand was super glued to my face, two fingers were also glued together, and my bloody left hand had a half naked woman glued to it which was now glued to my inside left thigh near my little man.
Thankfully once my girlfriend stopped laughing at my situation she got some nail polish remover to remove the super glue and then take me to the hospital to get 6 stitches in my thumb. So now no more late night drinking and hobbying especially in my underwear. I am also not allowed to have any female minitures in my armies.
"Ahh, isn't Morfang sweet, like a great big 350-pound (that's 25 stone, UK users!) ball of cuddly death...?"
God, gives children to people so that death won't seem so disappointing.