-When executing a model for cowardice to prevent the unit from breaking, instead of selecting a model of your choice, roll a D6. On a 2+, select a random model from the unit. On a 1, select a random model anywhere on the battlefield that Comissar Derp can see (The squad is inspired by their commissar's bravery/insanity and the unit does not break). This model is removed as a casualty.
"Did you see that? The Comissar just shot a Daemon Prince in the face! Lets stick near him, he will know what to do!"
-Guardsman Avery, after being almost executed