Silly Dark Eldar qoutes (Feel free to add more)
" Mother can I slit my sisters throat"?
"Yes dear but do not make a mess of the floor or I will send you to Urien Rakarth"
A Dark Eldar child to his mother
" Can I order on Mon-Keigh brain, two Ork burger meals and a Haemonculus for entertainment"?
Rhiaan Orkbrain, Archon of the Kabal of the Slit throats
" Lets see One Wych cult to entertain the children
One Haemonculus to show us his fabulous mortication of flesh
Five Mandrakes to assassinate Asdrubael Vect
and a few Incubi for Slorath's birthday".
Archon Tarkas of the Kabal of the Flayed toad
" Should I get a Flayed corpse for my consort or simply slit her throat and eat her corpse"
Haemonculus Griminael thinking about his 600th wedding anniversary
" How much does that slave cost... I want to mutilate him and record his screams"
Random insane Haemonculus
When the sky falls down, The Dead sleep no more.
Can you survive as your world slowly tears itself apart?
"When life gives you lemons...BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD"