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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: In da Toolz cupboard in da Mekshop
Komandur GrubKop's Blitz Brigade
This is a work in progress CnC welcome.
GrubKop Yoof to Nob.
GrubKop was a strange yoof for a Goff, then again he was just strange.
He never settled into one role within his kulture, moving from mob to mob, he liked the discipline of the Stormboyz but not the random nature of the Rokkit Packs, whilst with Kommandos he enjoyed the throat slitting but missed the roar of battle.
All through these changes of mob whilst others brawled over da best shootas, teef and fungus brew GrubKop watched.
Much later as a Nob he watched Meks tinkering, Speedfreeks racing and Painboyz performing 'surgikal improvments' while the volunteers screamed.
He watched in battle too as he and the rest of Zogutz Nobz Mob were left standing in the dust as the speedy Gitz hogged the fun.
Zogutz was an typical Goff Warboss, Heavy Armour Big Choppa and Slugga, run up to the gitz and smash them. Zogutz had seen GrubKop watchin and could see he had been finkin, Zogutz dint like finkin, he liked krumpin stuff. That was why this was his Tribe and he would krump any of da boyz to prove it.
He was gonna have to giv GrubKop a smak soon to shut iz gob, all dis rot about 'Seeing da Bigga Pikture', Taktiks' and 'Mekin Eye Sayshun' sounded like Oomie stuf to the Warboss or even Blood Axe Squigshit.
Not that Zogutz understood a word of it, he just dint like the fact the boyz had started listnin to it.
On his way to have a wurd with GrubKop Zogutz had an unfortoonate akseedent involving a enraged Facebiter Squig and a Ooomie Horsey Boyz Boomspear and Warbike. His broken body was found some time later under the mangled bike wreckage with a huge hole in his chest and a bloated facebiter squig contentedly curled up in his mouth where his tongue should be.