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Icon Steve Jobs turns to Chaos...

Inspired by the quote in which someone from Metro magazine likened GW stores to Apple's exclusive stores, I got to thinking...what would Apple be like in the grim darkness of the far future?

Maybe something like this:




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LOL - rep for finding this one Svart! I can just imagine Jobs as a daemon prince - He'd have to be a Slaanesh follower though with his constant perfectionism

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LOL - rep for finding this one Svart!
I didn't find it...I made it


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Then all the more credit to you sir!

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Svart, you need to stop making awesome stuff, I can't +rep you anymore!
The "Shaped like an eye" part killed me. And made me think about Aperture Science, don't know why.

And imagine the possibilities into the hands of a hacker! With tons of new features like Warp Storms generator, Possible Daemon Host locator, and even being able to send people telepathic messages from your iEye of Terror!

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Svart you're gonna hit the rep limit soon....That's not neccisarily a bad thing.

You should be a proffesional comedian.

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What's a universe without competition, right?!


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Wouldn't iOf Terror make more sense?

And what shoulder, & what art. Could twist the sinews of thy heart?
And when thy heart began to beat, What dread hand? & what dread feet?
What the hammer? what the chain? In what furnace was thy brain?
What the anvil? what dread grasp, Dare its deadly terrors clasp?
When the stars threw down their spears, And watered heaven with their tears,
Did he smile his work to see? Did he who made the Lamb make thee?
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Wouldn't iOf Terror make more sense?
I thought that too, and tried it, but it just didn't look right on the document; I'm very fussy about my parodies


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Turns to chaos? He turned many years ago.

He has been a harbinger for decades.

What other music player kills itself if you don't agree to its T&C upon plugin?
(Ipods do this if you click 'no' upon first sync).

Hey! Where'd ... Everybody ... go?
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