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Icon The entire Horus Heresy in monosyllables

(several thousand years beforehand)
The Entire Chaos Pantheon: Heh!


(a few decades ago)
Lorgar: *sigh*
Argel Tal: Argh!
Kor Phaeron: Hmm...
Magnus: Huh?


(now)
Horus: Lo.
Loken: Yay!
Xavyer Jubal: Rawr!
Loken: Eek!
Horus: Hmm...
Maloghurst The Twisted: Hmm...

Petronella Vivar: *preen*
Horus: Argh!
Erebus: Heh...

Lucius: *pout*
Saul Tarvitz: *sigh*
Eidolon: Arse.
Eldrad Ulthran: Yep.
Fulgrim: Pff!

Lion El’Jonson: Yes.
Luther: No.
Zahariel: Huh?
Cypher: *sigh*

Garro: Argh!
Fabius Bile: Hmm...

Kelbor-Hal: Heh!
Koriel Zeth: Crap!
Cestus: Huh?
Zadkiel: Argh!
Cestus: Argh...
The Entire Population Of Macragge: *phew*

Alpharius: Huh?
The Cabal: ...yep.
Omegon: Arse!
Magnus: Hmm...

Lucius: *pout*
Tarvitz: *sigh*
Angron: RRAARRGGHH!
Horus: *facepalm*
Praal: Argh!
Loken: Huh?
Horus: LOLZ!
Just About Everyone On Istvaan III: Argh!
Abaddon: Heh!
Garro: Arse!
Typhon: ...crap.

The Emperor: Huh?
Magnus: Oops...
The Emperor: Shit!
The Space Wolves: Rawr!
The Entire Population Of Prospero: Shit!
Ahriman: Grr...

The Iron Hands, Salamanders And Raven Guard Legions: Huh?
The Word Bearers, Iron Warriors, Alpha Legion And Night Lords Legions: LOL!
Corax: Grrr!
Lorgar: Eek!
Curze: Wuss.
Serena D’Angelus: *wibble*
Fulgrim: Heh!
Ferrus Manus: Argh!
Fulgrim: *wibble*

Spear: Argh!
Eristede Kell: Hah!
Luc Sedirae: Argh!
Eristede Kell: ...crap.

Ignatius Grulgor: Rawr!
Garro: Eww!
Dorn: Crap!
Decius: Rawr!
Amendera Kendel: Eww!
Garro: *sigh*
Euphrati Keeler: Yay!
Malcador: Hmm...

Horus: Rawr!
The Entire Population Of Terra: Shit!
Dorn: Grrr!
The Emperor: *sigh*

Sanguinius: Argh!
Horus: Lol!
The Emperor: GRRRRR!
Horus: Argh!
The Emperor: Argh!
Dorn: ...crap.


(some time later)
Ahriman: Fixed!
*fzzzt*
The Thousand Sons: ...crap.
Tzeentch: LOL!


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Well that saved me a series of reading.

Cheers Svart.

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It was so funny that I didn`t get it.

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It was so funny that I didn`t get it.
If you've ever seen the Reduced Shakespeare Company, who specialise in doing entire Shakespeare plays in 30 seconds or less...it's sort of my 40K take on that


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i found this pretty funny but not having read the series i just had to guess/assume what happend
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lol that was funny.
have some rep.

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Good work Svartmetall

Very funny stuff, and well summed up

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Wow, and GW is paying how many writers to do what Svart just did for free?

Awesome fun!


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i would say better than the books but i haven't read them.
heck, its better anyway.

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Now I got it! Fucking hilarious!

You should get paid for this!

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