Player: Sons of Chaos, I am a Warhammer 40k Player!
Young painter: Warhammer 40k players have 700 models.
Player: Yes, I've heard. Paints models by the hundreds, and if he were here he'd paint the Defiler with acrylics from his eyes and green stuff from his arse. I AM a Warhammer 40k Player. And I see a whole army of my countrymen here in defiance of laziness. You have come to paint as free men, and free men you are. What would you do with your brushes? Will you paint?
Veteran painter: Paint? Against that? No, we will procrastinate; and we will chill.
Warhammer 40k Player: Aye, paint and you may exert yourself. procrastinate and you'll rest -- at least a while. And playing on your tables many games from now, would you be willing to trade all the games from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and paint this model, and tell our opponents that they may take our victory, but they'll never do it with an army that looks better than ours!!!!!