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After reading a short story about the invasion of Orks in present day and another about a guy whose minis came to life.

So this is similar to the whole "zombie plan" thing, I call it the "40k apocalypse" thing. Scenario is, Orks invade earth and try to kill us all. So what would you do in this situation?

I will go first, I would live in a tank, and I would gather more people with a similar idea until we had enough to make a perimeter around a farm and an ammo factory. There would be shifts on the guns and eventually the Orks would be dead and we could recolonized and steal all the ork tech as even they have some thing more advanced than us.



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I would probably be the guy sitting in the shadows with one of those nasty 50.cal rifles...

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I'd just be hardcore and get a flamethrower.
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I would make a flamethrower. Flamethrowers to all sane people over 12. The others gets blunderbusses.

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I would make a flamethrower. Flamethrowers to all sane people over 12. The others gets blunderbusses.
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I will be the naked, shaved one. No clothes, not much to burn. When it's cold, i am wearing my Red Robe of Redemption. I live in the sewer under an abandoned house. No people in there means that there is no crap to land on me. I will be armed with a blunderbuss and a cod. I will also attach flashing lights and bombs on lawnmowers, and send them against the orks to distract them.

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CUPCAKES WOOOOOOOOO

*ahem*

I may suggest making a flamethrower with an aresol can and a lighter, or a water gun with gasoline with a lighter attatched to a metal rod atatched to the water gun. That's what I'd do.

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We'd all die so this is pointless. No way in blue hell could we stand up to a full blown Ork invasion.
I'd go out fighting of course but it would be futile.

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We could burn em with flamers, right?

I mean, they're improvised, sure, but they're AP5, right?

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The AP5 flamers are loaded with prometheum. Our flamers use spray paint and... well.. ehem... fart. *Sigh*

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