The DE, because if I'm just a slave I have no hope. But if I'm in a munitions factory, I can just do what Khromys did. Otherwise, I'll choose being Khan because I'm so badass I can just yell "EFF YOU YA GLORIFIED MUTHAFUCKAS!" and smack my captors due to my Primarchy hardcoreness.
Stealer in the factory. Then I know where it is, but there are three of them... So I submit myself to the brood!
I'd be the leader of a Chaos warband. And it'll be Slaaneshi, so that the date with the Daemonette is not only extremely fun, but safe. And then I'd pick being on a world right next to the Eye of Terror.
Catachan, because armies of Rambo are so cool.
Commissar's control, because then if I'm under his command
Would you rather...
Have a plasma gun or a plasma cannon blow up in your face?
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