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One game I played saw a group of firewarriors take down a squad of flayed ones and then go on to kill a squad of wraiths too.
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One game I had last night my rolls had been poor and I was feeling it. Then I target a unit of chaos marines with a looted tank's boom gun. Direct hit and kills all but 4. Then some sluggas nearby fire into them and finish them off
0_o. That game just went down hill for him as both a deep striking demon prince and terminators both failed to enter the table and died. It shocked me.

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A squad of 12 Necron Warriors rapid-firing my Chaos Land Raider. 8 Glancing Hits, 8 rolls of 5/6, Land Raider dead from massed glancing hits.

Damn Gauss weapons....
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a 3 man death company squad beatdown 20 orcboys without losing a single man and in the following turn scouts headshot a daemon prince to death

lol the dice gods bless me that day :p
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Ok, imagine this situation (it was a friendly so thats why the points are...very...imbalanced)

my tactical squad, sarge, chainsword, melta bombs and bolt pistol, a heavy bolter and flamer in the squad agains a warhound.

Warhound fires the plasma pie plate, kills eight
Next turn it scatters and misses all but one, so its just the sarge, he assualts, needs a 6 to hit, gets it, penetrates, gets a 6 on the super heavy damage, 6 again and a 5.

One dead titan

then there was the time a single, out of synapse range termagaunt killed Calgar in CC.

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How does a S8 character penetrate AV14?



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How does a S8 character penetrate AV14?
you never rolled a 7 before?

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How does a S8 character penetrate AV14?
He had melta-bombs, so +2D6 on armour penetration.
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He had melta-bombs, so +2D6 on armour penetration.
to be fair i completely missed that :/

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...maybe I should try to act stupid one day and play with a set of d8s

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