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Default The 500pt "Garbage" challenge.

We can all beard. We can all come up with the ZOMGWTFBBQ PEWPEW list of death.

45x Lootaz, Double Lash etc etc.

However, how good are you..... at being rubbish.

The rules:

+ You have to make the WORST! army list you can come up with.
+ You MUST spend 500 points. Never more. Slightly less is acceptable given the nature of points values however you must strive to spend as close to 500 points as possible.
+ Your army MUST conform to all the standard force organisation rules.
NEW RULE
+ You MUST be able to deploy your entire army onto the table (no cheating by keeping 300 points of unsummonable Daemons)

NOW GO.. UNLEASH THE ANTI-BEARD WITHIN! Show us how crap you can really be.

Open discussion on all lists submitted is encouraged, as game theory to try and prove something is too useful.




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Shas'o:
-Flamer
-Advanced Stablization System
-Command & Control Node
-Bonding Knife
-HW Blacksun Filter
-HW Multi-Tracker
-HW Target Lock
Cost = 117pts

Tau Ethereal:
-Honour Blade
-EMP Grenades
-Bonding knife
-HW Blacksun Filter
-HW Multi-Tracker
-HW Target Lock
Cost = 81pts

Firewarriors:
-12 (Carbines & Photon Grenades)
-Shas'ui (Markerlight, HW Blacksun Filter)
Cost = 155pts

Firewarriors:
-12 (Carbines & Photon Grenades)
-Shas'ui (HW Blacksun Filter)
Cost = 145pts

Total: 498pts

I feel dirty...

When I was a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball...
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Naked chaos lord. The rest of the points in summoned deamons.

Winner.
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Naked chaos lord. The rest of the points in summoned deamons.

Winner.
Please read the rules: Army must comform to standard force organisation. Summoned Daemons do not take up a force organisation slot.




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500 Points Blood Angels



1 Captain 100

1 Techmarine 105
w/ 5 Servitors, 1 Thunder Hammer
1 Techmarine 75
w/ 5 Servitors

5 Scouts 75

5 Scouts 75

Scout Biker Squad 70

All Headlong charge through no-mans land.
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I'm thinking

Necron Lord
+ Solar Pulse (pretty useless item)
+ Chronometron (Again, very limited tactical use)
+ Disruption Field (Staying with the theme of very situtational, redundant items)

10 Warriors

10 Warriors

Total 495 points.

No phylactery means the lord goes down and stays down. No warscythe removes any hop he has of being useful.

20 Warriors - they don't come much more basic than this.

Phase out on 16 deaths. So you don't even need to kill the entire army to beat it. We'll be back seems quite strong in this environment though. However the codex says Necron units MAY self repair so you could in theory just not bother.




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2 sets of 5 assault marines with a powerfist in a razorback with twin lascannon and dozer blades and 2 Sanguinary priests with Lightening claw
500 exact-Hope that's mean ^^;;

I'm not insane I just lack sanity, there's a difference....................somewhere


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Let's try this with IG...

HQ:
CCS

Troops:
2x Penal Squads

Infantry Platoon:
Command Squad
2x Infantry squads

Heavy:
Deathstrike Missile

That's 500 exactly I believe.

So, we've got 40 troops with nothing but las-weapons (which is all well and good, until someone fields a rhino, lol), and a deathstrike. If the deathstrike fires it could probably do some damage, but that's a big if there...
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tyranid prime
10 gaunts with spike rifles x2
6 spore mines x3
6 rippers x2

180 points that blows up when anything touches it
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2 sets of 5 assault marines with a powerfist in a razorback with twin lascannon and dozer blades and 2 Sanguinary priests with Lightening claw
500 exact-Hope that's mean ^^;;
You fail.

Seriously, re-read the original post. It;s supposed to be awful lists not cheese.




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