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Default Funniest 40K moment - unbarred

what was your funniest 40k moment, battles, modelling, it's unbarred

mine would probably have to be my friend saying

'oh i hate it when the top of a flying stand snaps of in the model'

we both laughed and he kept making his piranha, then he went to pull the flying stand out of the piranha

it snapped off

good times
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i Would say seeing a guys whole Crisis Suit Army deep strike into a building on the second turn of the game (and he rolled all 1's on the mishap table) Pretty Damn Funny! (To me at least he was pretty pissed though)
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I was sorting out all my IG figures and putting them into squads and what not.... and my other less 40k friendly half..... decided they needed attention.

They undressed and then walked up to me and as i was so preoccupied with what i was doing didnt notice till they were standing in front of me.... I as any red blooded man would do, immediately dropped the book and pushed them backward onto the table where all my lovely squads were assembled. 100 metal IG infantry then pierced their flesh......

As this other half quite likes this type of thing.... after 2 minutes and me screaming omg there is blood everywhere....we stopped. I spent several minutes then removing my figures from their back literally... When i paint my figures... i have to wash them first now.
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well, there was this thsons sorcerer who refused to fail his inv save, and took on an inqusitor, gk grandmaster and two cheesed out ravenwing biker squads (it was a 2 vs 2 battle) (with support from two thsons units of couse, but they all died), and his rhino, every time it was penertrated a 1 was rolled on the damage chart. and it was attacked by a vindicator among other things.

then there was when 30 of my boys charged a cannoness and living saint simituanisly and caused just enough wounds to kill both of them off.

back in 3rd ed, my ork nobs with mega warboss and big mek with PK charged a guard gunline in the flank, 2 turns and 4 combats later and his entire line was dead (ah overrun) and my PK's still hadent attacked! nobs for the win!

my SAG took out 8 thsons in the first turn as well once, that was funny.

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hmmmm...just last thursday...

playing a friendly game at school, against CSMs

my unit of 25 Boyz + Warboss was charged by 8 Khorn Bezerkers plus Chaos Lord w/ Termie armour and Daemon weapon.

first turn of CC, and he managed to take out around 18 boyz, thanks to their furious charge... with what remained, i killed 3 of his bezerkers. but somehow, i managed to pass the moral test...

so, second turn... i faired no better, managing to kill just 1 of his bezerkers with my boyz, before they were all eaten by the rest of them. But then, hope! the Lord's Daemonic weapon turned on him, taking a precious wound...

so...final turn of combat...My lone Warboss vs 4 bezerkers and a Chaos Lord... who would win?!

So...the lord went first, hitting only once, and failing to penetrate my bosses cybork body (5+ inv)...then, the bezerkers... 5 hits...2 wounds! and one turned aside by my 4+ save!...
Finally, the warbosses turn...striking last due to his huge power klaw...5 attacks...5 enemies...
5 hits! 5 wounds!, taking care of the bezerkers. now, only the Lords 5+ inv save to go...and he rolls a 2!...

One warboss has taken out almost an entire squad of bezerkers and termie lord on his own!:D...

Admitedly, not particularly funny, but it was a proud day for me (and him - he usually got his head blown off within a turn of starting...)

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Admitedly, not particularly funny, but it was a proud day for me (and him - he usually got his head blown off within a turn of starting...)
Yes that was a good game.

But i dont get my head blown off EVERY time.
At least you didnt say all the stuff you had killed of mine with the SAG. I hate that thing, My poor eldar

Go on just click the little guy you know you want to
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Last battle a zoanthrope of mine had been making a nuissance of itself versus an Ork army, so the Ork player sent a mob of slugga boys to sort it out. Luckily, the brain bug was in a building, so that limited the number of Orks tthat could pile in AND let the Zoey strike first. It actually managed to kill two orks, and then took no damage in return. The orks, apparently afraid of a flying brain with no arms, tried to flee, but were caught and killed...


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I was sorting out all my IG figures and putting them into squads and what not.... and my other less 40k friendly half..... decided they needed attention.

They undressed and then walked up to me and as i was so preoccupied with what i was doing didnt notice till they were standing in front of me.... I as any red blooded man would do, immediately dropped the book and pushed them backward onto the table where all my lovely squads were assembled. 100 metal IG infantry then pierced their flesh......

As this other half quite likes this type of thing.... after 2 minutes and me screaming omg there is blood everywhere....we stopped. I spent several minutes then removing my figures from their back literally... When i paint my figures... i have to wash them first now.
I find this rather disturbing, why do you refer to your other half as "they" and "their", is there 2 of them?

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Aye... One would think Slaanesh would be more appealing than IG at this point... or Khorne...


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Aye... One would think Slaanesh would be more appealing than IG at this point... or Khorne...
Who would Pick there troops over Fun With another human?
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