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post #21 of 30 (permalink) Old 06-29-09, 09:09 AM
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The shooting phase. HAHAHAHAHA!!!
you have obviously never been on the reciving end of 25 lootas before. 75 s7 ap4 shots anyone?
now thats an ork joke!

i have just rolled 75 dice, and got 27 hits-enough to wipe out anything short of a combined guard squad or a full terminator squad, and thats what the waaaagh is for! [insert evil laugh here]

humm, true. This is yet again proof the Orks are smarter the Elves.-Micklez
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you have obviously never been on the reciving end of 25 lootas before. 75 s7 ap4 shots anyone?
now thats an ork joke!

i have just rolled 75 dice, and got 27 hits-enough to wipe out anything short of a combined guard squad or a full terminator squad, and thats what the waaaagh is for! [insert evil laugh here]
That IS assuming you roll a 3 for shots
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A 400pt unit should be able to do something... but killing 7-8 marines even when you get lucky with the number of shots doesnt seem all that good to me.

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I think the only way Orks can actually seriously hit something, is if they use burna's and pie plates.

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These Imperial Guardsman are holding out a Fortress from the Orks when they finally run out of ammo. Then the commander orders his troops to pretend to fire at the Orks and say dakka-dakka whenever they shoot. The commanders aid asks why they should do this, as it sounds ridiculously stupid. The commander tells his aid that whatever the Orks believe that will happen WILL happen. And sure enough as the first line of soldiers yell 'DAKKA DAKKA!!' the Orks begin to explode. The soldiers were cheering but then one gretchin, who believes that he is invincible runs to the trenches, jumps in and kills every last guardsman.

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It creates and destroys.
Inspires and demorilises.
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That is Games Workshop.


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@Einar: Or other huge templates, such as, I don't know, ICBM's... but those gretchin pilots are unreliable at best.

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That's because Grot Guided Missiles rely on the suicidal tendencies of a grot.

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That's because Grot Guided Missiles rely on the suicidal tendencies of a grot.
Which just so happen to be minimal.
They rely less on their suicidal desire, and more on their logical thinking.
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Hmm, I seem to find myself in a bit of a Pickle if I do say.
No matter what I do, I'm going to die.
If I land thing thing, I'm going to explode, quite a quick and painless death when you think about it.
If I somehow manage to escape, either by jumping off at low altitude or landing it in water, then I'm more than likely to be shot to death.

I know, why don't I just accept my brutal and cruel death and blow up some bloody Beakies while I'm at it!

By Jove, I really am brilliant.
I could have been a rocket scientist or s-
Oh, now that's quite ironic, ha ha ha.
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Whoa whoa whoa. The ork shooting phase is no joke. 15 lootas get an average of 30 shots, which is 10 hits. Show me one other unit in the game that can get 10 S7 HITS at 48 inches reliably. Sure, sometimes you might only get 15 shots, but that's still 5 S7 hits. And don't get me started on shoota boyz.

Now, the ork movement phase, that's just fun for everybody! And guess what? Once you move your 180 guys 6", you get to move them d6" next phase! How great is that?!

How about another joke.. oh yeah, 6pts for a t4 model with a 4+ cover save! HAHAHA! Take that 16pt marine.
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Wait...
Since when did 2 + 3 = WAAAAAAGH...?


Oh well, he's still tasty *crunch*
LOL!
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