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post #11 of 55 (permalink) Old 12-07-08, 08:10 AM
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Just like my real job i'd be up the front cannon foder!
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Mechanised flamer trooper. It would be satisfying to rapidly deploy in the confused enemies face and then hit them with a blast of fire. I would get great satisfaction out of watching some traitor scum run around flailing and screaming as their flesh is melted off. If Flame throwers were still used heavily in the military I think that I would be in the army.
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I'd be a commisar it suits my personality perfectly. Plus many of the officers I served under could do with a bolt round to the head.

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Titan techpriest. They're Imperial Guard. All of you guys with your Leman Russes and Ogryns and destroyer tank hunters would be stomped to dust beneath the mighty warlord's feet.

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Titan Techpriests (as are all Techpriests) re Adeptus Mechanicus Acolytes/Disciples.

They occasionally assist the tanks that they helped build on the forge worlds into battle.

Myself, I wouldn't be a part of the Imperial Guard - I'd much prefer to take join the Navy as a Marauder Destroyer Pilot. Obviously, I'd love to be a Princeps Primaris of a Titan legion, but they aren't guard, obviously.

If I was in the guard, I'd prefer to be a Artillery Battery opterator.

Infantry win Firefights, tanks win battles, Artillery wins wars.

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Drag me out of my warm bed in my hive city, throw me a Lasgun and a copy of the uplifting primer, tell me where to point them (lasgun at the enemy, uplifting primer at face, do not get these mixed up guardsmen Day!) tell me who to call sir and away I go. I would stay alive for at least 15 seconds.
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First I would be wondering how I'd signed myself up to the meat grinder that is the Imperial Guard.

However should I have to pick and take on the skills and courage that comes with the position, I'd be a Hardened Vet, something about sniping the enemy from the flansk or behind, making the moves that often could turn the battle sounds appealing.

Of course I thing I'd much rather be the guy who looks after the big shiney red exterminatus button. Mmmm big red button, must resist pressing the button, must resist, the Inquisitor is down below on the planet. Buts its a red button, no must resist... *click* oh snap.

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I would have to go with Sly Marbo the one man death machine

By the way Catachans can shoot comissars in the back with "oops sorry sir"
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i would be the morale supprt officer at the back shouting at the troops

"come on men, for the emperor"

"you go on without me i'll catch up"

"right behind you"

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I'm an artilleryman in real life...cant say I'd want anything to do with it

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