Space marine song
Hey everyone I was exploring the deepest, darkest and decrepid place on the internet, 1d4chan and I found this song written by one of the posters there. This song is hilarious and I thought I would share it with my fellow heretics.
When I was a younginí, my daddy said to me,
Son, I wanna know what it is you wanna be,
I said, ďIíll never wear a tie, but I like the color green!
I think Iím gonna-wanna be a fuckin' Space Marine!Ē
Chorus: Vox 1! Vox 1! A Chaos Lord I spy!
Vox 2! Vox 2! That fuckerís gonna die!
Vox 3! Vox 3! The only friend youíll ever need
Is a superhuman Xenos-killing Space Marine!
If you like green, a Dark Angel youíll be;
If you like red, itís the Blood Angels for thee;
If you like blue then get a fucking clue!
Ward canít write and neither can you!
The greatest Space Marine, that ever I did see,
Came in one day and took his place at the altar next to me.
I knew he was a killer; I could tell it when he kneeled.
He took the Chapterís relic that into battle he did wield!
Everyone is curious, they all wanna know,
Does it make you smarter, will it make your body grow?
It will bring you glory, and it will bring you fame,
All to be done in the Emperorís name
Written by Mike and Yong-Uk (Traitorus Exterminatus)
Ps. I in no way wrote this and the reason that I'm posting it here is for entertainment and not to take credit.