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post #71 of 88 (permalink) Old 07-21-13, 04:07 PM
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CS Goto will be brought in to write the army fluff for every codex. Every army will have access to multi-lasers because of this.
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post #72 of 88 (permalink) Old 07-21-13, 04:13 PM Thread Starter
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CS Goto will be brought in to write the army fluff for every codex. Every army will have access to multi-lasers because of this.
...And, of course, terminators will now gain a "back-flip" save, in addition to all of their other saves.


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Razorbacks will gain the special rule to transform once per game into Land Raiders as well.

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Razorbacks will gain the special rule to transform once per game into Land Raiders as well.
No no no... you've got the rumor wrong. Razorbacks CAN transform, but into Dreadknights. Storm Pigeons will also gain this ability.

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The Emperor returns in tomorrow's latest release!
He's the one man army everyone always wanted, with the new invincibility rule giving him I. Muuuuuhm it to your petty weapons.
Unfortunately he just tripped over a rock and broke his back, rendering him unplayable
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The Emperor returns in tomorrow's latest release!
He's the one man army everyone always wanted, with the new invincibility rule giving him I. Muuuuuhm it to your petty weapons.
Unfortunately he just tripped over a rock and broke his back, rendering him unplayable
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Just in!

GW are playtesting scratch and sniff battlefield effects due for release alongside the sexually reimagined sisters of battle.
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CS Goto will be brought in to write the army fluff for every codex. Every army will have access to multi-lasers because of this.
I just threw up a little in my mouth.....

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GW are playtesting scratch and sniff battlefield effects due for release alongside the sexually reimagined sisters of battle.
Don't play with my hopes and dreams like that!


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The most depressing thing is that so many authors picked up the "Multi-Laser" and ran with it. Such as the SW authors. Does anybody think that they did this because the believed it to be cool, or just to allow Mr.Goto to not feel shamed for all time?
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The Tau get's new allies in the next supplement. Owoks (can't risk getting sued by Mr. Lucas), small furry bears that live in primitive villages and use rocks and logs to construct various traps that can immobilize even the strongest enemy armour.

The Emperor of Mankind dies in the coming Codex:Space Marines, only to be reincarnated as a woman.

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