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post #11 of 18 (permalink) Old 04-25-13, 12:31 AM
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Well I suppose that I would choose to appear on a nice relaxing Tau controlled world as some random human who doesnt speak the language but seems fairly nice enough. I guess my chances of living would be far greater than anywhere in the imperium and I might even get to live in some comfort and have a (possibly) decent job-after some sort of reeducation/indoctrination by the Tau powers-that-be.

Hopefully I would be able to integrate and find friends and perhaps a wife and either have a family or just grow old and die without having to be subject to any of the nightmarish horrors the 40k galaxy is filled with.

If I got stuck on an Imperial held planet I would most likely be killed by the first person/animal/plant that I came across(seeing as how I dont have any way to readily communicate, nor do I know what animals/plants to avoid). If I did somehow manage to survive longer than a few hours/days I would probably end up starving or dying of thirst or more than likely die of some disease or bacteria that my body has no immunities built up against. Although, now that I think about it, I would probably die on a Tau world for the same reason due to being so alien and not adapted to the enviroment.

If, somehow I manage to survive all of that in the first few days or so I would still probably kill myself rather than being subject to whatever the Imperium has in store for me as I am clearly a heretic most foul. Hell even if I killed myself with my luck some Mechanicus Magos or Inquisitor would probably find my corpse and end up turned into a servitor of some sort and still be tormented for years, lol.

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With all that knowledge I could make myself to valuable to execute and before long I would probably be an Inquisitor. Which is right where I would want to be :D

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i would travel to caliban and the first dark angel i see i would go up to and say

"did you know your long lost daddy is really alive and kept underground in stasis?"

i would then proceed to run as fucking fast as i can

or teleport back to this dimesion if i could




this is probably the most stupid idea i have ever come up with

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You know, I'd love to become a permanent guest in the Fang. Daemons? Inquisition? Ecclesiarchy? Bitch, please. It's one of the safest places in the Imperium long and wide, and Space Wolves are fun and all.

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I would be a Nicassar, adopted into the Tau Empire as one of their Starship pilots, and use my incredible reflexes, g-tolerance, paranormal foresight and superior-to-anything 3D awareness to cause havok for those pesky Imperial fleets. I would become the greatest pilot to ever live, and help Shadowsun punch a hole into the most heavily fortified Imperial Worlds.

Either that, or a Stealth Suit Shas'Vre, harassing the enemy behind the front lines with hit-and-run attacks and sabotages so clever that no one could beat us.

I'd probably prefer the Stealth Suit option.

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Actually thinking about it, any tau world. They have artists and shit right?

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Actually thinking about it, any tau world. They have artists and shit right?
Yes, a member of the Earth caste could be an artist.

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