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post #31 of 53 (permalink) Old 04-25-13, 04:48 PM
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well, its been soo long since ive been here...
so guess what, imma back.

for me, something very simple.

being the tau nut that i am.

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Servo Skull. Unambitious maybe, but if it had functionallity comprable to an android tablet I'd be a happy boy. Plus I've always wanted a pet flying skull, it's why I got into 40k

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Originally Posted by Doelago View Post
The Vengeful Spirit, with the servitor accessories that come along as standard. Cheap Chinese labor power can also be added at a later date.

1: All power to the shields!
2: Turn up in orbit and demand the immediate surrender of planet Earth.
3: Get nuked by the entire arsenal of the planet
4: Watch the fire works, remember to bring sunshades
5: Nuke North Korea as show of force (along with a few stray shots onto the houses of people I dont like)
6: Accept the surrender of the planet, declare myself the Emperor of Mankind
7: ???
8: Profit
Dude, that's kinda cheesy. Very, really, seriously cheesy. I like your style.

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a graviton gun

because shooting anything you like & making it too heavy to move for shits & giggles

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Hmmmm.....If I could operate the item in question, well there is a fairly large list of Necron toys that I want. I suppose a short list including explanation would be in order here.

1. Empathic Obliterator- No longer does one have to worry about being in a barfight and all by yourself!
2. Gauss Weaponery: Need to demolish that building? Take out that Semi-trucker? Gauss Blaster can do both and it is man portable. Truely destructive potential with no mess!
3. Mindshackle Scarabs: Nothing can go wrong with these!...I swear!
4. Phase Shifter: Untouchable, a ghost, nearly invulnerable...
5. Tesseract Labyrinth: For all of you sons, husbands, boyfriends: this little beauty can solve all your relationship woes.....permenently! Works on bosses, FBI agents, DEA agents, Scotland Yard, Mossad, Cia, Mi6 and many more!
6. Tesla Weapons: Always a nice little shock! And then one over there...and again over there...!!
7. Resurrection Orb:Who gets to die first!....Just to be brought back?!? MuaHaaHaa!!!

Although for the evil lulz I would love to have a Wraith or Cryptstalker pet.
My boss being a jerk? Wrath phases in behind him with nasty living metal claws sticking out the front side of his chest. Much screaming and chaos ensues.
Troublesome traffic? Cryptstalker skitters over and through several cars, tears one in half(driver shrieking madly), vaporizes another car with the Guass Blasters and then eats a few pedestrians that foolishly got in the way.

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It's not out yet, but I'm gonna go with the Jetbike that the new Shining Spear phoenix lord comes with next month. Because you know that baby will be tooled up nice.

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One item, hmm... I think a fully-operational, pimped-out Battle Barge would have to be it. Either that or the Normandy with Cyclonic Barriers, Silaris Armour, and a mothrafrackin Thanix Cannon.

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I'd settle for a good old fashioned Servo Harness thank you :-)

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Fully functional STC, just make whatever you want.

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Synskin would be awesome, although I'd probably go with a skip full of 'slaught.


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