Hmmmm.....If I could operate the item in question, well there is a fairly large list of Necron toys that I want. I suppose a short list including explanation would be in order here.
1. Empathic Obliterator- No longer does one have to worry about being in a barfight and all by yourself!
2. Gauss Weaponery: Need to demolish that building? Take out that Semi-trucker? Gauss Blaster can do both and it is man portable. Truely destructive potential with no mess!
3. Mindshackle Scarabs: Nothing can go wrong with these!...I swear!
4. Phase Shifter: Untouchable, a ghost, nearly invulnerable...
5. Tesseract Labyrinth: For all of you sons, husbands, boyfriends: this little beauty can solve all your relationship woes.....permenently! Works on bosses, FBI agents, DEA agents, Scotland Yard, Mossad, Cia, Mi6 and many more!
6. Tesla Weapons: Always a nice little shock! And then one over there...and again over there...!!
7. Resurrection Orb:Who gets to die first!....Just to be brought back?!? MuaHaaHaa!!!
Although for the evil lulz I would love to have a Wraith or Cryptstalker pet.
My boss being a jerk? Wrath phases in behind him with nasty living metal claws sticking out the front side of his chest. Much screaming and chaos ensues.
Troublesome traffic? Cryptstalker skitters over and through several cars, tears one in half(driver shrieking madly), vaporizes another car with the Guass Blasters and then eats a few pedestrians that foolishly got in the way.
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