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Am i a short tempered dickhole who also is a soreloser 9 40.91%
or is my brother a trollin dick 3 13.64%
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post #11 of 47 (permalink) Old 06-29-12, 07:49 AM
nice boy, daft though !
 
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Certainly geurilla style retribution has its attractions, no honour tho' and you then have spend the rest of your life with you own shoes under lock and key.
Honour has no place when it comes to dealing with siblings(or Donkeys) swift and stinky retribution is the order of the day,bare bottomed farts on his pillow is whats needed,some good old fashioned pinkeye and he will none the wiser(unless you are caught in the act)



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post #12 of 47 (permalink) Old 06-29-12, 08:10 AM
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Could you maybe post both of your lists? I already heard thi situation a lot of times and one of the players often had like 300 pts more than the other guy. Also, why is he using IG models in his army? Even in 6th ED you still need an allied HQ and 1 Troop chice to be able to field Aliies.

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Save up all your pennies...for ages.... buy a stompa. Don't tell him. Then unleash death.
Put a clown doll with light up eyes in his bedroom while he's asleep.
Put a baby monitor under his bed and make noises in the night.
Put a hair on his toast.
Hide some fish in his curtain rail - won't find it for ages and will stink of fish...

In seriousness
Swap armies for a game. You know what you can do with your army already, learn his. Then you can
A. see if you're being done
B. See what he'd do with your army - if he's cheatin, he'll either have to let you cheat and win, or say 'derp, I've been getting x rules wrong lately'
or next daft thought -
C. He'll change the rules to suit the orks - in which case you'll see what kind of player he is. And don't just not play him if he's changes rules - take the gloves off! Change every rule in your codex if you have to!

Stick with the orks - as far as I know, there is no way he could kill your warboss in a truck in one shot. You shoot to blow the vehicle up. You may take a wound from the explosion - It's not going to kill you. All shooting is resolved at the same time so he can't fire a battle cannon etc and then sponson you to death either. Unless he can get your warboss in the open on his own he should find it hard to kill him.
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ok thanks guys for the input
bits and kits: i am 15 and my brother is 10
it was just a friendly game and i let him use one unit of guardsman and a leman russ battletank. because it was for the fluff it was supossed to be a last stand off of the imperium. the unit of shootas had the warboss in front of them the lootas were in the battle wagon when it blew and i got the worst roll.
this is a simple list
warboss
5nobs
5lootas
14 ork boys
10 ork boys
12 grots
1 wartrakk
2 warbikers
1 killa kan
1 battle wagon
captain sicarius
5 termies
5 assault marines
5 tactical marines
5 tactical marines
10 scouts

1 imperial guard squad
1 leman russ battle tank


i realise now that there wasnt any terrain because it was an open battle field and it was a small battlefield

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ha ha ive actually got a stompa but i dont ave the apoc book

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oh and also the boss was already wounded cause of something i cant remember.... of wait it was first rank fire! second rank fire! from the guard (we made sicarius have the ability to issue orders

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im beginning to see why your brother was laughing so hard



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why .....?

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Now I see you're playing fluffy games for fun with your brother -

Don't take winning/losing to heart - it's going to be for fun - the game in the middle is the fun part - Winning/losing shouldn't be the be all and end all.

And another thought for future games - take allies on each others army. If you controlled the russ and the guard and he used something of yours - then you could play together and have both of you winning. And as you'd both be on both sides neither of you would gain an advantage as you'd keep each other straight.

You'd both have fun and you'd both win guaranteed

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post #20 of 47 (permalink) Old 06-29-12, 10:36 AM
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why .....?
because your stacking the odds in his favour, open battlefield, no cover, he gets allies and the ability to command them with sicarius, hes effectively shooting fish in a barrel. Not sure how the point values worked out but you seem drastically undermanned considering your playing orcs.

And to be honest thats just a very casual players opinion, im sure those math hammer types and list builders can give you a far better analysis than my meager opinion.

But i think terrain to block line of sight is a must, Orks should never win a straight fire fight with marines.

Try again but put something like hills or buildings in the way and make him work for his shots.



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