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@humakt: At what point was this anything but a Ward hate thread, the thread title itself is hateful?
To be fair, there is a bit of a difference between a joke at Ward's expense being used to create a forum game, and three consecutive pages of Ward hate.

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Yup, that sounds about right. The only faction who are a bigger bunch of backstabbers than the Imperium are the Eldar (and this is debatable as the Eldar only stab OTHER factions in the back).
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Indeed! One is humorous, one is not!

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Instead of killing the shark in wards version he tamed it! He gains a mound using the same stats as a carnifex.
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The Spirit of the Lion: All Dark Angels units become fearless and gain preferred enemy: everyone. Furthermore, they roll auto-hits and wounds on space puppies and consequently beat the crap out of the little dogs, whilst ignoring all effects of weapons, wargear and pychic powers that have the word "Wolf" in it.

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Nurgle: Prior to the game, keep a dog turd off the table. Roll for it as per reserves. If arrives, thud down on table as close to the oppositions most pristeenly painted model. Yell NURGLES ROT!! The radius of the splatter now counts as difficult and dangerous terrain for all non-Nurgle units.

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What I'm more interested in is why people hate Ward more than Tom Kirby and Mark Wells. At least Ward likes the hobby...

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Russ is a midget, FACT.

In fact the Spear of Russ is not in fact a spear at all, it's just the name given to the occurrence when someone accidently picks Russ up and throws him at someone.
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What I'm more interested in is why people hate Ward more than Tom Kirby and Mark Wells. At least Ward likes the hobby...
Most of the haters are recent into the game (4th or later) and Ward is still a pretty newcomer. I'm starting to think every edition has writers that people don't like.
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That's not what I mean though. Tom Kirby is the reason why you can't buy GW stuff from the UK when you're in Australia, why the prices of Finecast are so high, why Space Marines get more attention than anyone else, etc.

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Get in the van: Rapists sent to the lastchancers may force an enemy ind character in b2b into their van on the roll on a 4+ at the start of the assualt phase(removing it from the game) the lastchancer is also removed from play.

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That's not what I mean though. Tom Kirby is the reason why you can't buy GW stuff from the UK when you're in Australia, why the prices of Finecast are so high, why Space Marines get more attention than anyone else, etc.
Ah, fair enough. I have a fun job dealing with looking at names all day so outside of some of the writers and sculptors whom I read about regulaely names don't stick for me all to well unfortunately.

However, that would be someone to be more upset with for a better reason than needing to take a few writing classes.
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Lastchancers

The sexual predator
Get in the van: Rapists sent to the lastchancers may force an enemy ind character in b2b into their rape van on the roll on a 4+ at the start of the assualt phase(removing it from the game) the lastchancer is also removed from play.
That, that is very disturbing.
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