If a bear and a shark had a fight, who would win?
This depends primarily on where the battle takes place. To be fair, we will make them fight on the moon in which case the bear wins by asphyxiating a few seconds after the shark.
Why does my underwear smell like last week's dinner?
I can only presume it is because you had the curiosity necessary to place said dinner in your pants. It is the only logical explanation.
What on earth is a Serpion anyway?
A hybrid creature, possessing a reptilian physiology like a drake or serpent as well as carapace plating along its body and a sting in the end of its tail like a scorpion. They feature in several of the Final Fantasy videogames and I have adopted it as a working title for my own novel attempt as well as my online username on pretty much every site I use.
Is it wrong of me to have convinced my wife that 3 inches is unusually large for a man?
I applaud you sir.
It is time to choose.
Who wins in a fight,Me or a Robot?
Given the incompetence you have displayed in your short time here, I will back the robot at this stage.
What's your favorite flavor of creepypasta?
Extra creepy, hold the pasta.
When will you stop trying to hump Fluttershy?
When her carcass no longer has recognizable orifices, I will stop humping Fluttershy.