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What's your favorite flavor of creepypasta?

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When will you stop trying to hump Fluttershy?
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What's your favorite flavor of creepypasta?
Extra creepy, hold the pasta.

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When will you stop trying to hump Fluttershy?
When her carcass no longer has recognizable orifices, I will stop humping Fluttershy.


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Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings? (Books or movies, your choice.)

As a follow-up to your answer to Azkaellon's question, how do you type while humping Fluttershy? There seems to be a.....hole... in your logic. *Horrible Pun*

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When her carcass no longer has recognizable orifices, I will stop humping Fluttershy.
Well Fuck....I got NOTHING that can top that in the "Creepy" category......
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Why is your avatar the corpse of a pony with a nob on its forehead? Zoonecrophilia, or just Serpionism?

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Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings? (Books or movies, your choice.)

As a follow-up to your answer to Azkaellon's question, how do you type while humping Fluttershy? There seems to be a.....hole... in your logic. *Horrible Pun*
I have read neither book series, but have seen both movie series. LotR tops it for me but Harry Potter is not without its charms.

And, I use a series of leather straps and shiny belt buckles.

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Well Fuck....I got NOTHING that can top that in the "Creepy" category......
Nor are you likely to my squeamish friend. Imagine the horrors I could unleash if I applied myself. Keep in mind you are talking to the man who drew a ponified Commissar Ploss in a certain situation with Fluttershy.

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Why is your avatar the corpse of a pony with a nob on its forehead? Zoonecrophilia, or just Serpionism?
It is Twilight Sparkle after studying herself to death.

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so if i travel at the speed of light and turn on my head lights, then suddenly make a right hand turn; what will happen to the price of tea in the swiss alps?

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Nor are you likely to my squeamish friend. Imagine the horrors I could unleash if I applied myself. Keep in mind you are talking to the man who drew a ponified Commissar Ploss in a certain situation with Fluttershy.
.......I'm disturbed by this. And horribly curious at the same time.

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.......I'm disturbed by this. And horribly curious at the same time.
Stick with disturbed.

Why Fluttershy anyway? What's so wrong with the other ponies

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