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Why not, not ask you?

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why do most women hate beards?

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Why not, not ask you?
A deeply profound question, touching as it does upon the fundamentals of language itself. I think we must turn for our answer to the first hominid tribes of the African basin: we can imagine Uuh gesturing at a deer with his bone club to select a beast to hunt; by selecting that beast he implicitly un-chose the remaining animals in the herd, creating the concept of "not"; we also see that even before language we were questioning. So, by not asking you are asking as they are one and the same below the superficial layer of language.

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why do most women hate beards?
My wife likes my beard, so the answer is at least on of (i) most women are wrong, and (ii) most men do not have my natural beard style. Some people will tell you it is because beards are scratchy so irritate the skin of the gentler sex; however this is both sexist and ignores the awesomeness of my beard which has been loved by all with whom I have had intimate contact.
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Perhaps it is not the beard they mind but napkin disuse...?
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Where did that avatar image come from?
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Where did that avatar image come from?
Many years ago I was convinced to infect my computer with MSN Messenger so I could talk to impoverished friends who were not within shouting distance. Shortly afterwards MSN gave everyone a free trial to an avatar making site which I tried as the generic MSN avatars were not great. Whilst the result represented me better than an artistic picture of a flower it did not capture the real me, so I tweaked it a little to add hints of moral relativism.

I stopped using Messenger some time ago but the avatar stayed.

This one is actually stretched from 100X100 as Serpion was bugging me about having a small avatar; if I can be bothered I might smooth it out a little.
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You're crazy man. I didn't tell you to do that.

You should fix it though. Or let me fix it. That's a serious offer btw.


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Do all dogs go to heaven, or is it all just filthy canine propaganda?


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You're crazy man. I didn't tell you to do that.

You should fix it though. Or let me fix it. That's a serious offer btw.
You PM'd me about it and we all know people only PM mods when they want something, so it was exactly the same as demanding I change it.

I have been busy this month so I keep forgetting to tweak it. If you enjoy smoothing pictures of me then by all means have fun, otherwise I will revise it at some point soonish.

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Do all dogs go to heaven, or is it all just filthy canine propaganda?
Your use of the word heaven without appropriate definition of terms lends your question a displeasing lack of specificity. I have therefore chosen to define Heavens as the area of the Universe outside the Earth's troposphere which contains objects visible to the mechanically assisted human eye. On the basis of this clarification I must unfortunately confirm that only one dog has been to Heaven so we are falling behind in our moral obligation to cleanse the Earth of their imperfection. I believe our best option to get back on track is to start with the small yappy ones as we can pack many of them into a small container.
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