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You're not the most deranged mod.

So... What now?


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Lesson learned: a horny gamer is a gamer that cannot focus on beating your army. Always bring an escort (dressed the part, of course) to a game to distract your opponent.
Is this how you now go to games, tourneys, etc? If so, do you appear with a pimp cane in hand as well?

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I match your furry and raise you... clubbing baby seals.

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Is this how you now go to games, tourneys, etc? If so, do you appear with a pimp cane in hand as well?
Yes. As some high school kid in the states did for a prom date, I send tweets out to every porn star I can think of asking if they'd like to make a quick $1,000 for a day of standing around and teasing gamers.

Normally I get at least one response, if multiple, I pick the skankiest (which is a difficult thing to determine when dealing with porn stars) and offer her the role, while kindly thanking the other applicants and letting them know that I will keep them in mind for my next "outing." They come to the event, I show them a fat wad of $20s, and all goes as planned.

When I'm driving her back to the airport, I kick her out of my car in the ghetto so I don't have to pay.

Gamers see chicks, I keep my money, and porn stars have no souls so no one gives a shit that she's now probably lying in a gutter somewhere. Success.


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I match your furry and raise you... clubbing baby seals.
Given that some furries would sooner rape than club, or even do both, I don't see how you beat me for derangement. Not just baby seals either, they're (wait, we're) a diverse bunch.

Not that I partake of this behaviour, but I do laugh at it like a schoolgirl.

So again, what now? Where's my rampage?


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Well... I'm tempted to rise to the occasion, however forum rules prevent me from escalating this to previously unheard of levels of ridiculouslness


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We have a thread for that actually.

It's called Forum Formula down in Off Topic. You may have heard of it or been compelled to post there once or twice.

I know it garners my interest on occasion.


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I can totally here you saying:

"Is Boc gonna haveta choke a Bitch?"

now.

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We have a thread for that actually.

It's called Forum Formula down in Off Topic. You may have heard of it or been compelled to post there once or twice.

I know it garners my interest on occasion.
I visit that one around once every two weeks, post something completely random, and call it a day.

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Hookers. The new ATM.


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Hookers. The new ATM.
And here I thought hookers were a 401K package. Learn something new every day.


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And here I thought hookers were a 401K package. Learn something new every day.
Noooo, they spoil after a couple of years of hard use! Definitely only for short term investments, but that's a whole other topic in terms of the depreciating value of streetwalkers.


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