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If I kill you, do I gain all your courage?

Or in a cruel twist of fate, do I become you?


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If I eat your brain do I gain your knowledge?


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why is jello so scary?

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If I kill you, do I gain all your courage?

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If you kill me, the clown comes and eats you. Once the clown eats you, the clown becomes me.

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If you eat my brain you will get kuru.... AND you will gain my knowledge. Not my wife though, sorry, cause she's hot.

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why is jello so scary?
Because it is not easily definable as a state of matter. Is it solid? No. Is it liquid? No. IT'S FUCKING ALIVE.


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Can excessive coffee consumption lead to death?

If so, why the fuck isn't there a "toxic" label on Nescafe?
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Can excessive coffee consumption lead to death?
Yes it can. I have absolutely no medical background whatsoever, but it is clearly obvious that too much caffeine will lead to your heart spontaneously combusting. It's not pretty.

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If so, why the fuck isn't there a "toxic" label on Nescafe?
Clearly Nescafe wants you DEAD.


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Can to much 40k cause a geek out that leaves permanent mental damage? If not....why do i see people drooling after 12 hours of 40k?
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Can to much 40k cause a geek out that leaves permanent mental damage? If not....why do i see people drooling after 12 hours of 40k?
It's probably because the human mind can only stay focused on a single task for so long before it gets distracted. After 12 hours of 40K, in a poorly ventilated room filled with sweaty men, it is likely that the aforementioned "geeks" are suddenly filled with thoughts of porn, and therefore get distracted and drool.

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Just one. Why do you say "Heresy's deranged mod" couched in such terms to imply that there is only one (and furthermore, that it is you)?

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Just one. Why do you say "Heresy's deranged mod" couched in such terms to imply that there is only one (and furthermore, that it is you)?
If I'm not at least the most deranged (I tone it down quite a bit for online interaction) mod (yes there are several of us), then I'll burn the whole damn place to the ground, then defecate on your graves.

Then pee on them just for good measure.


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