Ask Boc... - Page 19 - Wargaming Forum and Wargamer Forums
Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
post #181 of 306 (permalink) Old 02-07-13, 08:15 PM
Senior Member
 
returnoftheclown's Avatar
returnoftheclown's Flag is: United Kingdom
 
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: England
Posts: 298
Reputation: 7
Default

Hey guys I just heard about...oh...err...Hi! I was just...err...I'll just leave this stuff here and...

*runs off*

“Insane? You dare to claim that we are insane? I find this very amusing. You see, there is no such thing as sanity. Why? Because the nature of sanity depends on the context the term is used. A man living in squalor may call the rich man insane for wasting food, while the rich man in return may call the poor insane for living off his waste. You slaughter thousands and squander the resources of planets on foolish incursions to please a corpse and his corrupted followers. And you have the nerve to call me insane? Oh poor misguided individual, pray to whatever deity you serve and hope he is merciful, for those who find themselves trapped in the spiders web have little else they can do”

Lord Nerthro of the ‘Heralds of Absurdity’ to what remained of an Imperial scouting party
returnoftheclown is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
post #182 of 306 (permalink) Old 02-07-13, 09:10 PM Thread Starter
Boc
Like a Bawss
 
Boc's Avatar
Boc's Flag is: USA
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Georgia, USA
Posts: 4,111
Reputation: 47
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Fallen View Post
how/why did this "rivalry" with Serp ever start?
To actually serve the purpose of the thread of "asking Boc," I blame it on the fact that we both registered on the exact same day and proceeded to bombard the forums with our particular brands of insanity. One must out-nut the other! He's winning, I believe.

Now, continue plotting... whatever the hell it was that we were talking about. I honestly don't remember, other than the fact that Tawa was supposed to bring the booze.


Heresy-Online's Expeditious Stories Challenge 13-06: "Serenity" has started, get your stories in by July 11th!

Quote:
Originally Posted by spanner94ezekiel View Post
3. Nothing Boc said should ever be taken seriously. Unless he's talking about being behind you. Then you run like fuck.
Boc is offline  
post #183 of 306 (permalink) Old 02-08-13, 12:11 AM
Embrace the Insanity
 
Insanity's Avatar
Insanity's Flag is: Australia
 
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Australia
Posts: 1,159
Reputation: 12
Default

We were preparing for an adventure to....well.....we never got that far into the plan.
Insanity is offline  
 
post #184 of 306 (permalink) Old 02-08-13, 12:36 AM
Senior Member
 
dark angel's Avatar
dark angel's Flag is: Wales
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Wales
Posts: 2,996
Reputation: 11
Default

Once upon a time, you promised me a fiction featuring a dickish Commissar and some Italian Guardsmen.

Where. The. Fuck. Is. It?

<.<

Nyctophobia- Fear of the Dark Angel.

"No one ever spoke about of those two absent brothers. Their separate tragedies had seemed like aberrations. Had they, in fact, been warnings that no one had heeded?"

'Killing a man is like fucking, boy, only instead of giving life you take it. You experience the ecstasy of penetration as your warhead enters the enemy's belly and the shaft follows. You see the whites of his eyes roll inside the sockets of his helmet. You feel his knees give way beneath him and the weight of his faltering flesh draw down the point of your spear. Are you picturing this?'
'Yes, lord.'
'Is your dick hard yet?'
'No, lord.'
''What? You've got your spear in a man's guts and your dog isn't stiff? What are you, a woman?'
dark angel is offline  
post #185 of 306 (permalink) Old 02-08-13, 04:06 AM
Feed
 
Serpion5's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Space
Posts: 10,976
Reputation: 51
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Boc View Post
To actually serve the purpose of the thread of "asking Boc," I blame it on the fact that we both registered on the exact same day and proceeded to bombard the forums with our particular brands of insanity. One must out-nut the other! He's winning, I believe.
Of course I'm winning. Boc simply cannot compete with the many different kinds of crazy I am.


Nonsense is our Salvation

Serpion5 is offline  
post #186 of 306 (permalink) Old 02-08-13, 06:15 AM Thread Starter
Boc
Like a Bawss
 
Boc's Avatar
Boc's Flag is: USA
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Georgia, USA
Posts: 4,111
Reputation: 47
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by dark angel View Post
Once upon a time, you promised me a fiction featuring a dickish Commissar and some Italian Guardsmen.

Where. The. Fuck. Is. It?
I... uh... look! Shiny!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Serpion5 View Post
Of course I'm winning. Boc simply cannot compete with the many different kinds of crazy I am.
It's certainly not for lack of trying on my end.


Heresy-Online's Expeditious Stories Challenge 13-06: "Serenity" has started, get your stories in by July 11th!

Quote:
Originally Posted by spanner94ezekiel View Post
3. Nothing Boc said should ever be taken seriously. Unless he's talking about being behind you. Then you run like fuck.
Boc is offline  
post #187 of 306 (permalink) Old 02-08-13, 07:54 AM
Embrace the Insanity
 
Insanity's Avatar
Insanity's Flag is: Australia
 
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Australia
Posts: 1,159
Reputation: 12
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Boc View Post
I... uh... look! Shiny!
He's not Magpie, it's not as likely to work.
Insanity is offline  
post #188 of 306 (permalink) Old 02-08-13, 08:16 AM Thread Starter
Boc
Like a Bawss
 
Boc's Avatar
Boc's Flag is: USA
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Georgia, USA
Posts: 4,111
Reputation: 47
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Insanity View Post
He's not Magpie, it's not as likely to work.
Couldn't hurt to try haha


Heresy-Online's Expeditious Stories Challenge 13-06: "Serenity" has started, get your stories in by July 11th!

Quote:
Originally Posted by spanner94ezekiel View Post
3. Nothing Boc said should ever be taken seriously. Unless he's talking about being behind you. Then you run like fuck.
Boc is offline  
post #189 of 306 (permalink) Old 02-08-13, 02:54 PM
Heresy Online's Pet Furby
 
Tawa's Avatar
Tawa's Flag is: Scotland
 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Cheshire, UK
Posts: 8,723
Reputation: 94
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Boc View Post
Now, continue plotting... whatever the hell it was that we were talking about. I honestly don't remember, other than the fact that Tawa was supposed to bring the booze.


Quote:
Originally Posted by Insanity View Post
We were preparing for an adventure to....well.....we never got that far into the plan.
Oh, there's a fucking plan this year is there?

Quote:
Originally Posted by dark angel View Post
Once upon a time, you promised me a fiction featuring a dickish Commissar and some Italian Guardsmen.

Where. The. Fuck. Is. It?
Topic: May I have a copy Mr Boc Sah!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Boc View Post
It's certainly not for lack of trying it on with the General.
Hey, if it works then who are we to judge


Quote:
Originally Posted by Jace of Ultramar View Post
I think Tawa is a temporal entity that exists outside of the hobby/modeling timeline. Essentially, he's the Heresy Online equivalent of a Time Lord... which is kinda hilarious and frightening all at the same time.
"God-Emperor? Calling him a god was how all this mess started."
Tawa is offline  
post #190 of 306 (permalink) Old 02-08-13, 03:43 PM Thread Starter
Boc
Like a Bawss
 
Boc's Avatar
Boc's Flag is: USA
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Georgia, USA
Posts: 4,111
Reputation: 47
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tawa View Post
Topic: May I have a copy Mr Boc Sah!
That would require me to write it lol, the original story that spurned DA's interest is called Nothing Left, link is in the OW Compendium

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tawa View Post
Hey, if it works then who are we to judge
Gotta get that promotion somehow...


Heresy-Online's Expeditious Stories Challenge 13-06: "Serenity" has started, get your stories in by July 11th!

Quote:
Originally Posted by spanner94ezekiel View Post
3. Nothing Boc said should ever be taken seriously. Unless he's talking about being behind you. Then you run like fuck.
Boc is offline  
Reply

  Lower Navigation
Go Back   Wargaming Forum and Wargamer Forums > HO Off Topic > Off Topic > Ask A Moderator!

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now



In order to be able to post messages on the Wargaming Forum and Wargamer Forums forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.

User Name:
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.

Password:


Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.

Email Address:
OR

Log-in










Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode



Posting Rules  
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

 
For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome