Pfff. I call double standards.
Possibly. Sadly, I don't make the rules, I just enforce them... FREAK!
What do you do for christmas/ whatever holiday it is you celebrate?
If you could get any two gifts, regardless of legality, morality, plausibilty, or price, what would they be?
1. Normally I go to either my parents' place or my in-laws. At the parents', we do something called "dirty santa" the night prior, which is when there is a pool of X number of gifts (if 6 people are there, let's say 18 gifts) all of which are pretty cheap, under $10. We draw numbers and go by numerical order to either draw a new gift or steal one that someone else already got. It's pretty entertaining. At the in laws, they tend to open all presents on Christmas eve (which is... odd) and then we sit back and watch the nephews play with their new shit. Lots of food at either option.
2. Hrm... I'd say a big house that I didn't have to pay property taxes on. Next would be a winning lottery ticket, so I could just live off interest and go snowboarding whenever the hell I wanted to. Or Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis tied up in my basement without legal ramifications, though I don't think the wife would appreciate that one too much.