I used to basically be able to play anything you could stick a mouthpiece into i.e. trumpet, trombone, cornet, tuba etc. But since I buggered up my lip (damage that can only be fixed with surgery) I can't really play anything anymore.
The human appendix. Proof of a higher power. A divine kill switch so to speak.
No one really likes a smartass, but people tend to like a dumbass even less.