Hobby: Finish painting the majority of my armies
Career: Graduate college. And get my weight down to join the US Navy
Financial: Start paying off student loans
Personal: Get into regulation conditions.
Love: Try to find some time maybe
Other: Finish cataloging my library
If a child asks how Santa lives forever, simply reply he drinks blood.
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started to do the same thing to them at funerals.