He's right. It won't go away. Very cool idea though. I knew someone would figure out a way to include big shoes in a meaningful way.
Told ya. See, the idea is so terrible you're like "No, It's not worth doing" but then you realise you can't not think about it. It like implants itself into your brain and is unwilling to leave, and longer it's in there, the more you think about doing it. It's a disease I'm telling you! Run! Run you fools, save yourselves before it's too late! Fear the Plague!