I thought this thread was serious for a moment when I saw it from the main page, and was going to make the snide comment, "What, is KY sponsoring him now?"
Turns out that line wouldn't have had as much punch as I thought it would've. But seriously, if I were working on Trojan's marketing, I'd have Tiger endorse it. I'd have Bill Clinton endorsing the stuff, too. Being notable for having some extramarital activities may be bad for your image, but people will trust you on the subject of rubbers.
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