Hello fellow wargamers, but most especially those in command of tanks;
I'm not sure if this topic has come up before, but if it hasn't then I feel that it should be brought up for the greater good. My issue is with the "Tank Shock" rules... not that there is anything really wrong with it, but there really is no "Squish" aspect to the rule.
I explain: As much fun as it is to roll your lumbering mass towards a group of huddled infantry
, who turn and hoof it as quickly as possible... and potentially make an entire section of an army run like little sissy girls
... wouldn't it be much more EPIC if you could instead SQUISH THEM?!
Now I am aware that during a "Death or Glory" attack there is the chance that someone will become road pizza, but I want more than that... maybe something along the lines of the "Ramming" rule, tweaked a bit... but anyway you cut it, I truly believe that something magical is missing from the game.
Off color reference: Remember the first time you splatted your buddy with a ghost
from Halo (1, 2 or 3)
all over the digital scenery
... remember how it made you feel... now I really think that some sort of Squish Rule needs to be implemented... Please let me know if there are others out there, that crave... no, need some high-velocity, heavy metal, squishy goodness...
End Rant, thank you...