Hmm. I thought that was Page 1 of..
"The Art of Destroying Fanboys and You."
If the person I played pulled that, they better realize I'm using it as I see it or cease playing me. If they won't stop and keep whining, then maybe I'll go to page 3, as stated above. They always say you can't win a battle of wits unarmed, but a one-sided battle of you smoting the other player out of game is pretty efficient. I know more than one of us have resorted to giving a beardy friend a crack or two out of spite for their obvious cheating or attempt to bend the rules to crazy shapes and sizes.