Help me create characters!
Essentially, what I am asking here is for heretics to assist me in creating a cast of 40k based characters for a comic strip I`m working on. I had begun brainstorming ideas myself, then realized it would be a lot easier if I had some input from the creative minds of the other Heretics. I figured 40k Fluff would be the best place to ask.
Basically, the comic is intended to be a pisstake on 40k. The primary setting is a tavern on the outer fringes of the galaxy where patrons can go to unwind and get away from the fighting. All politics are left outside, meaning fights seldom occur within.
The Imperium is unaware of this place, so there will be No Imperial Characters!
What I need from you is basically a general outline or idea for a character. The funnier the better.
Here are some ideas I was toying with:
A dark eldar haemonculus. I was tipping either this guy or an ork painboy to be the barkeep. Maybe both.
A termagant struggling with an eating disorder.
A necron flayed one. Figured the running gag would be that he can`t pick up a glass.
A tau stealthsuit stuck in stealth mode. Joins conversations unexpectedly and scares other patrons unintentionally.
An eldar farseer as the doorman. Two wraithguard as the bouncers.
Anyone got any suggestions or ideas? I`m taking suggestions for new characters, names, plot devices and all. Once we have a decent list of twenty or so characters, I`ll open a poll and we`ll decide on ten or so.
Nonsense is our Salvation