You're all wrong. Alpharius never existed. Omegon just called himself Alpharius and claimed to have a twin brother whos name was Omegon coz' he thought it was a stupid name and didn't want to keep it for himself. In actual fact, he had a twin named Stinky Lulu but was far too embarrassed to ever mention him (Stinky Lulu had terrible BO and stuttered) and thus that became the real secret he kept and is still keeping. The guise of Alpharius and Omegon was just a cover to turn attention away from the real truth.
The human appendix. Proof of a higher power. A divine kill switch so to speak.
No one really likes a smartass, but people tend to like a dumbass even less.
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