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"Look Rhinos...RHINOS! OUR ENEMIES HIDE IN MEHTAL BAWKSES! THE COWARDS! THE FOOLS! we...we should take away...their MEHTAL BAWKSES!!!"
-Chaos Lord Carron on the Space Marines APC "Rhinos"

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"WE HAFF FEHLED...

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...THE EMPRAH!"

-Indrick Boreale, shortly before his death.

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Poor boreale, he is just a colossal tool
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Loken and the mournival watching Lucius spar with Erebus and being forced into the ring by his brothers.
lucius dancing around and loken smacking him in the face breaking his nose

"Thats how the Lunar Wolves fight"
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Osric the Loopy, ex-planetary governor of Corania.


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And another from Cain:

"...That was unexpected..."

-Last words of Varan the Undefeatable.


Nonsense is our Salvation

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In the book Soulhunter, when Cyrion is not allowed to see the Exalted with Talos and waits outside the door and goes to the two Terminator guards:

"So.....how are you?"
I remember that since I laughed for a few minutes afterwards. Cyrion could cut the awkwardness in the air with a knife

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"There are dark pitted corners of our universe that have bred the most unfathomable horrors and blasphemies that would burn and blind the sanest man. Fortunately sanity has never been a prerequisite of membership in the Holy Ordos." - Inquisitor Silas Marr
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I was about tho say SPHESS MARINES

But Since someone got it before me, I'll be posting the vid!

So if Anyone (High unlikely) doesn't get the Emprah, Sphess, WHREH!?! and Necron cat robots jokes... Here you go:
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