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post #81 of 96 (permalink) Old 10-25-10, 04:02 AM
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Tyranids were actually pets of the Orks. Nah, jk. it was a joke me and some DoW2 buddies shared after seeing a model picture of a looted carnifex. If no one knows what Im talkin about here's the link.

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Some of the Primarchs went over to Chaos, because the Emperor ordered them to. The Emperor wanted to get rid of Chaos and to do that he'd probably need agents on the inside.

Horus was the most unlikely to betray the Emperor, so clearly he must have been ordered by the Emperor to join Chaos when given the opportunity.

Magnus, being a really powerful psyker, was prime bait for Tzeentch. The whole raising of Prospero was arranged between Emps and Magnus, so that Tzeentch would take him in.

Night Haunter was not meant to be let on on the secret, but he had a vision and so the Emperor had to explain things to him.

Several other Primarchs had been groomed as bait for the Chaos Gods, hence why Emps acted like he did towards Angron, Mortarion, etc.

Am I doin it rite, guise?

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i like this theory and for whatever anyone else says it could make sense even if it wasnt a direct order of the emperor. could the emperor have studied say the orks DNA to see how imprinted memories work and formulated certain primarchs to be prone to rebellion and certain primarchs to be unquestioningly loyal when prompted in some way by certain stimuli. by having certain genecodes set for certain tasks he could have a vast method of control over beings who would be linked to the essence of chaos and be able to use it in some way to combat the fell powers of the chaos gods.

the title said batshit theories, hows that one?!
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This theory is a WHF=WH40 type thing...
OK, so Sigmar is one of the lost Primarchs. The Warhammer world (Which we shall call Hephaestus) was considered to have way too much Chaos going around for the Emperor to safely set foot on, so Sigmar remained lost but since the Emperor just went, "Oh no, I'm pretty sure there were 20", the lost part is still listed. The Old Ones never came back, due to their having been annihilated by the Necrons. All the Elves are just really hardcore Exodites (Some of them went different ways, hence the 3 types of Elf) and the Dwarves are exiled Squats who survived the Nids due to not being with the other Squats. Just before the world was declared Exterminatus, the Maelstrom came up around it and it somehow got into an area of the Warp that looked sort of like Terran atmosphere.
I also came up with this really crazy theory several months ago that pretty much had the point that the Tau are actually Old Ones. I forget most of it, but the Ethereals and the massive leaps in technology came in there. There was also the Ethereals saying "NO WARP TRAVEL 4 U" as part of the evidence.
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I heard that Wal-Mart owns GW, and the Warhammer 40k game is Wal-Mart's blueprints for ultimate domination of the galaxy. They allow us gamers to play out thier battles for them so they have everything figured out when Wal-Mart decides to make their Chinese Primarchs.
There is no way that Wal-Mart and GW are the same company.

The idea of Wal-Mart is to make things affordable.
GW on the other hand...... well......


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There is no way that Wal-Mart and GW are the same company.

The idea of Wal-Mart is to make things affordable.
GW on the other hand...... well......
And that's why it works, they seem to have 2 completely different business plans. But what they're really doing is swinging round to attack from both sides, economical flanking movement
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And that's why it works, they seem to have 2 completely different business plans. But what they're really doing is swinging round to attack from both sides, economical flanking movement
You mean... +1 COMBAT RESOLUTION?!?!
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The Emperor was bald. Those long locks of hair he had was actually a wig.

The human appendix. Proof of a higher power. A divine kill switch so to speak.

No one really likes a smartass, but people tend to like a dumbass even less.
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The "Chaos gods" are misunderstood. They are painted black by the =][= who engineered the Horus Heresy in order to put the Emperor under their control. Now that they have him in the Golden Throne (which locks his mind in a Mobius Strip to keep him from breaking free and suspends his healing ability) they are feeding him Psykers (black ships) in order to try and create a new god that they can control. Only a few of the highest members of the =][= know what is going on and they are working with Guilliman (who is still alive) to control the Space Marines. The true loyalists (Chaos Space Marines) are fighting to free the Emperor from his unnatural bondage to the =][= and the "Choas gods" are helping them out because they want to help save the Emperor since they used to be friends.

The Emperor's Psychic abilites have grown so close to those of a god that he created the Tyranid and, as the Hive Mind, is trying desperately to invade his own Galaxy in order to free himself.



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