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I once heard a silly rumour that it is all fake, 40k never happened and it's only the 2nd mil, it was just made up by a group of nerdy British dudes a long time ago. Silly isn't it?
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Burn the heretic!

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The Zerg are the Tyranid's cousins.

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I heard the chaos gods are in on 4chan... wouldn't be suprised.

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I once heard a silly rumour that it is all fake, 40k never happened and it's only the 2nd mil, it was just made up by a group of nerdy British dudes a long time ago. Silly isn't it?
That is just ridiculous.

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I heard the chaos gods are in on 4chan... wouldn't be suprised.
Just as planned.

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The chaos gods are to nice to be on 4 chan
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I once got tied up in a Heated fluff discussion about the Black Crusades, and i was loosing, in terms of Evidence supporting theory or whatever, And i somewhere managed to pull this one out of the hat:

Abaddon the despoiler is secretly leading the Tyranids to victory on terra.


So yeah, the biggest Bullshit theory i've ever heard... is one i made up. So yeah.


The guy who wishes he never sold all his warhammer. Haha. Such is life.
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I wonder how many of these conspiracy nuts watch glenn beck
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Ultramarines are actually the Alpha Legion, which proves their status of being masters at misdirection and deception.
Makes sense why everyone hates them; they want it that way. If they were beloved and regarded as the most honorable, most powerful, and most awesomest Chapter in the whole freakin' history of forever, they'd get a lot of crazy, curious fans that would stick their noses into places they shouldn't. Then the Ultramarines would have to cut those noses off, leading to a useless nose stash and a lot of unnecessary headache. Thus, they allow themselves to be made fun of and ridiculed, leaving them free to do their secret work.

Brilliant I say! Brilliant!


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