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post #11 of 96 (permalink) Old 09-04-10, 03:33 PM
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I wouldn't say that these are looney persae, but I'd say the following kind of made my brain move a bit.

1. The wounds on Sanguinus in the famous picture of the battle between Horus and the Emperor. Though its just an art piece, if you actually look at the wounds, and you were a doctor you'd think the Emperor was the one that killed Sanguinus.

2. Though it has been stated by GW that fantasy and 40k are two different worlds I always believed that somehow Sigmar was one of the lost primarchs. Hey... I believe others believe this too, so if I were to driven to mad house, I wouldn't be alone.

3. Arguleon Veq is going to punch chaos in the balls. My little theory.

4. Some people actually think Dorn and Guilliman are still alive...

5. I heard that Horus' soul is slowly regaining its strength in the warp and some other crazy shit I saw in another website long ago. Anyhow this theory has it hes comming back... somehow...
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Cypher is actually Alpharius.

Abbaddon keeps failing his crusades because he's secretly on the side of the Imperium.

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Ultramarines are actually the Alpha Legion, which proves their status of being masters at misdirection and deception. The real Ultramarines have been cursed by Ahriman to roam the planets within the Eye of Terror, forever disoriented and lost. Their recent combat losses have been a ruse in order to get closer to Terra so they can release the Daemon of Mars, who is not actually the Void Dragon, but a chaos mechaspawn.
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Underneath Mars is not the Void Dragon, but Vance Stubbs' secret stash of 100 Baneblades. He just forgot where he put them, that's all.

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Fenrisian wolves are actually mutated humans.
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Underneath Mars is not the Void Dragon, but Vance Stubbs' secret stash of 100 Baneblades. He just forgot where he put them, that's all.
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Boxxy is an emissary of Chaos Undivided who went mad during warp transport. She is also Carron's wife.

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Ultramarines are actually the Alpha Legion, which proves their status of being masters at misdirection and deception.
This would actually explain why Guilleman is not listed as a Primarch in the earliest editions of the fluff...

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