On another topic.... 40k fluff yo mama jokes.
A tired and true topic, but hey, who couldn't like yo mama jokes? (I am in a goofy mood right now.)
Please post your own as well!
Yo mama so fat that when the Inquisition declared her a heretic, they had to execute her with an ordo exterminatus.
Yo mama so ugly the Inquisition uses her to train Grey Knights on how to fight Great Unclean Ones.
(To a gue'vesa) Yo mama so useless, when she asked an Ethereal how she could help out in the Greater Good, he pointed at a ship and told her she could help by returning to the Imperium.
Yo mama so poor her house makes the bottom hives of Necromunda look like luxury condos.
Yo mama so ugly that even Nurgle said "Damn, your hideous."
Yo mama so stupid, Ogryns see her and feel good about their intelligence.
yo mama so old that she signed the Emperor's yearbook.
Yo mama so mean & nasty, when Aun'Va of the Tau Empire said "It saddens me greatly that we must take arms against the peoples of the galaxy," he then added "unless it's yo mama."
Last edited by Platypus5; 06-09-10 at 04:29 AM.