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Default On another topic.... 40k fluff yo mama jokes.

A tired and true topic, but hey, who couldn't like yo mama jokes? (I am in a goofy mood right now.)
Please post your own as well!

Yo mama so fat that when the Inquisition declared her a heretic, they had to execute her with an ordo exterminatus.

Yo mama so ugly the Inquisition uses her to train Grey Knights on how to fight Great Unclean Ones.

(To a gue'vesa) Yo mama so useless, when she asked an Ethereal how she could help out in the Greater Good, he pointed at a ship and told her she could help by returning to the Imperium.

Yo mama so poor her house makes the bottom hives of Necromunda look like luxury condos.

Yo mama so ugly that even Nurgle said "Damn, your hideous."

Yo mama so stupid, Ogryns see her and feel good about their intelligence.

yo mama so old that she signed the Emperor's yearbook.

Yo mama so mean & nasty, when Aun'Va of the Tau Empire said "It saddens me greatly that we must take arms against the peoples of the galaxy," he then added "unless it's yo mama."

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First couple were funny but the rest sucked.


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yo mama so fat, she was floatin in space and the crusade conquered her in the name of the emperor

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"Yo mama so ugly the Inquisition uses her to train Grey Knights on how to fight Great Unclean Ones."

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Yo mama so old, she calls the eldar "the young `uns."

Your mama so fat, she ate the other splinter of Hive Fleet Leviathan.

Yo mama so stupid, orks beat her at chess.

Yo mama so angry, berzerkers run the other way.

Yo mama so hot, Slaanesh feels unattractive. (one for the plus side)


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Yo mama so old, she calls the eldar "the young `uns."

Your mama so fat, she ate the other splinter of Hive Fleet Leviathan.

Yo mama so stupid, orks beat her at chess.

Yo mama so angry, berzerkers run the other way.

Yo mama so hot, Slaanesh feels unattractive. (one for the plus side)
3rd one is great.

Yo mama so fat & ugly genestealers mistake her for a patriarch.
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Your mamma's so fat the imperium's thinking about plugging up the eye of terror with her arse...

...Your mamma's so ugly that when she spreads her legs you know the true meaning of the eye of terror

Your mother is so uncouth she married a mon-keigh (for the eldar fans)

Your progenitor circuit board is so primitive it runs off a 9 volt battery (necron insults, you gotta luagh)

Your spawning pool is so mutated it actually came out with some orks

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Yo mama so hairy, she uses an eviscerator to shave!

Yo mama so ugly the dark eldar use her to torture people.

Yo mama so hot she melted an avatar! (plus side)

Yo mama so stupid she thought a lasgun was lethal. (double burn)

Yo mama so stupid they use her presence to mindlock servitors.

Yo mama so big you need a str 11 weapon to hurt her.

Yo mama so small she got stepped on by a snotling.


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Yo Mama so fat they use her to run hive ship assault sims
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