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post #31 of 33 (permalink) Old 08-30-10, 11:18 AM
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Yup, and thats why who call us that are greatly mistaken... well in some of our cases...

Yo mama's so old she still rides around in a squat bike!

Yo mama's so old, she gives necrons the "back in the day" speech!

When life gives you lemons..... BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
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Yo mama so ugly, people address her in native Orkish.

Yo mama so stupid, she thinks Exterminatus is a pest control company.

Yo mama so fat, her butt has it's own Segmentum.

Yo mama so stupid, she's legally considered an Abhuman.

Yo mama so ugly, it's a miracle she hasn't been executed for being a mutant!

Yo mama so fat, it took a Great Crusade to get around her.

Yo mama done some shit nasty enough to make Nurgle retch.

Yo mama such a nasty drunk, the last time she got invited out for drinks the Heresy broke out.

Yo mama gets around so much, you got a Hive Fleet's worth of dudes who could be yo daddy.

What do you call a creature with a massive bloated belly, weeping sores, countless diseases and a smell that melts ferrocrete? Yo mama.

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Hey, Angron! Yo mama's so fat, oh yeah, sorry you ain't got one!
Please stop, no put the axe awa....

Also, Ewoks eat people.
Never forget that.
Ewoks. Eat. People.

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